As Toddler Mojo gets older and More Mojo is due to be born in a couple of months we’re trying to remember how to do everything again. Oh, Mommy Mojo and I know that we can do it; we’ve just forgotten what infants do and when they do it. I remember lots of sleeping, eating and pooping, but enough about me. Continue reading The life and times of a 21 month old toddler
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Week 25-Mom and Dad your baby is the size of an eggplant!
Moms, the past week has seen some major changes going on in that pregnant body of yours. Compare a photo of yourself at the 24th week and now. See how much rounder your belly is? This time of the pregnancy is really special to those around you, so be sure to take plenty of photos. Some pregnant Moms don’t like having their photos taken, (not looking at Mommy Mojo…..) but those photos make a great time capsule for your family down the road. Continue reading Week 25-Mom and Dad your baby is the size of an eggplant!
Smelly men have no Mojo
Are you a stay at home Dad whose antiperspirant has ceased to be effective? When you change your child’s diaper do they recoil is smelly terror when your raise your arms? Are you a working Dad who goes to the office and always gets the cubicle away from other workers because the boss said ‘you work best alone’? Do you single guys visit dank, musty bars next to paper mill plants and then say to your friends, ‘love that smell, is that jasmine’? * Continue reading Smelly men have no Mojo
You do have an earpiece for that mobile phone, don’t you?
I’m busy. Oh, I could fill a blog full of the mindless gunk that fills my day up, wait, I already do that.
One day recently I dropped my phone earpiece into the can of soda that I had beside my computer. It was a bad earpiece anyway. The cushion around the earpiece had fallen off a couple of months ago and the hook that goes around my ear broke off a couple of months before that. I’m very cheap and busy.
The earpiece, although it hurt my ear and often fell out, worked until it found its untimely cola grave. The obituary would read: Here lay a cheap earpiece that was ultimately done in by a cup of Dr. Thunder. Continue reading You do have an earpiece for that mobile phone, don’t you?
Week 24-Mom and Dad your baby is the size of an ear of corn!
At this stage of the game the pregnancy has really started to hit home for all you Moms and Dads. You’re planning ideas for the nursery, kicking around names for the little one and keeping your eyes on the prize. Once the prize arrives they’ll be active, happy and won’t listen to a thing you say, which is ironic given that they’re the size of an ear of corn this week. Continue reading Week 24-Mom and Dad your baby is the size of an ear of corn!
Dinner with Dad and toddlers; memories and giveaway!
Dads and Moms, you have to eat. And as your title would dictate, you also have a child around you that needs to eat also. How much you’re able to enjoy your time eating depends greatly on how old your child is. At certain ages they segue from willing participant to screaming audience member, food throwing ninja to gradually accepting that eating is something that they have to do too. Continue reading Dinner with Dad and toddlers; memories and giveaway!
Week 23-Mom and Dad your baby is the size of a papaya!
We know, it seems like this was the title to last week’s pregnancy update. Oh, the difference a week can make because last week was number 22 and this is the 23rd week of your pregnancy. Your baby however, is still the size of a papaya. There have been some mighty changes going on in your body, but you’re past the halfway point. Continue reading Week 23-Mom and Dad your baby is the size of a papaya!
Toddler Mojo eats: So Easy Toddler Food, review and giveaway!
Unfortunately, peanut butter and jelly only goes so far. Eventually the toddler tires of PBnJ and will yearn for something new. However, the food can’t be too new or scary, because then the toddler will just sit in the chair and yell “COOKIE”! Continue reading Toddler Mojo eats: So Easy Toddler Food, review and giveaway!