The first rule of underage MMA fight club is….wait, who brought in the video camera? Greenland’s Labour Club is a pub/entertainment complex in England. MMA is Mixed Martial Arts; it’s a little bit of boxing with a whole lot of Steven Segal and Chuck Norris. An 8 year old is that little boy that should be studying in the living room right now. Combine all of them, add a bikini ring girl and 250 observers ginned up on beer and you get this. Continue reading The first rule of underage MMA fight club is no cameras
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Pregnancy week 36-be cool dads, only a couple weeks left
Whenever I’m about to go through something long or painful I imagine myself after that event happens and what I’ll be doing. That allows me to imagine myself after a dentist appointment, drive to the beach or conversation with my wife. Continue reading Pregnancy week 36-be cool dads, only a couple weeks left
DIY a Stay at Home Dad can do- Babyproofing the house
In a couple of weeks our second child, More Mojo will be here. As we prepare the infant clothes and get the nursery ready we’re relieved that the house is already babyproofed. In hindsight it was easy to babyproof; we just didn’t do some of it in a timely manner. Parents can avoid our mistakes by taking advantage of these helpful hints. Continue reading DIY a Stay at Home Dad can do- Babyproofing the house
Pregnancy week 35: Moms, your baby is a big as a honeydew!
Dads, by now your bride is tired of being pregnant. She can’t sleep at night because of a little person is kicking and her bladder is being squeezed like Mr. Whipple with a roll of Charmin. It won’t be much longer for either of you, be thankful for the sleep you have now. Here are some of the highlights from week 35 of pregnancy. Continue reading Pregnancy week 35: Moms, your baby is a big as a honeydew!
Talking to a 5 year old is like speaking to a pregnant woman
Ladies, it’s week 34 of your pregnancy! In just a couple weeks you’ll greet that special little guy who will become the light of your life. Unfortunately the next five weeks will be more of the same, you’re tired, can’t sleep, out of breath and not yourself. Continue reading Talking to a 5 year old is like speaking to a pregnant woman
Dressing like a toddler prostitute on Toddlers & Tiaras
Some topics just disappear. It’s like advertising; the bad ads that don’t sell or generate controversy go away and are replaced by something new. Our inner thoughts hoped that Toddlers & Tiaras would be like that, but six seasons in, this train wreck is still picking up passengers. Continue reading Dressing like a toddler prostitute on Toddlers & Tiaras
Pregnancy week 33-Moms, you’re hungry, yet repulsed by food
Moms, it’s just over one month before you’re greeted by your son or daughter. Put another way it’s just over 14 years away before you have to say “You’re not leaving the house like that are you”? Based on some fashion trends it may even be eight years before you have to say that. Continue reading Pregnancy week 33-Moms, you’re hungry, yet repulsed by food
A Dad’s primer on Pre Kindergarten
The other day I was hanging out with some other parents talking about Toddler Mojo going to pre-K. I mentioned something casually and a friend said, “How many days is your child going to Pre K”? Well five, of course, kids go to school five days a week everybody knows that. It was then that I realized I needed to get up to speed ASAP on pre- K. Continue reading A Dad’s primer on Pre Kindergarten