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Pregnancy week 36-be cool dads, only a couple weeks left

Whenever I’m about to go through something long or painful I imagine myself after that event happens and what I’ll be doing. That allows me to imagine myself after a dentist appointment, drive to the beach or conversation with my wife. Continue reading Pregnancy week 36-be cool dads, only a couple weeks left

Pregnancy week 35: Moms, your baby is a big as a honeydew!

Dads, by now your bride is tired of being pregnant. She can’t sleep at night because of a little person is kicking and her bladder is being squeezed like Mr. Whipple with a roll of Charmin. It won’t be much longer for either of you, be thankful for the sleep you have now. Here are some of the highlights from week 35 of pregnancy. Continue reading Pregnancy week 35: Moms, your baby is a big as a honeydew!

Talking to a 5 year old is like speaking to a pregnant woman

Ladies, it’s week 34 of your pregnancy! In just a couple weeks you’ll greet that special little guy who will become the light of your life. Unfortunately the next five weeks will be more of the same, you’re tired, can’t sleep, out of breath and not yourself. Continue reading Talking to a 5 year old is like speaking to a pregnant woman

Pregnancy week 33-Moms, you’re hungry, yet repulsed by food

Moms, it’s just over one month before you’re greeted by your son or daughter. Put another way it’s just over 14 years away before you have to say “You’re not leaving the house like that are you”? Based on some fashion trends it may even be eight years before you have to say that. Continue reading Pregnancy week 33-Moms, you’re hungry, yet repulsed by food

Pregnancy week 32-Moms, you’re large, hot, tired and short

Pregnant ladies in the house, you’re all those things and a bag of chips. I’m kidding about the bag of chips because that may be one of the few things you don’t have a craving for. If you are craving a bag of chips then you can use another tired 90’s cliché like ‘talk to the hand’ or ‘don’t go there!’. Continue reading Pregnancy week 32-Moms, you’re large, hot, tired and short

Pregnancy week 31-Moms, you may be uncomfortable

Pregnant ladies, as you enter the later parts to the first half of your last trimester you’ve certainly noticed a couple of things. Dads, you’ve probably noticed these things too, but sometimes it’s best not to mention them to your spouse, they’re a little on edge now. But not you honey, you’re as normal as you ever were. Continue reading Pregnancy week 31-Moms, you may be uncomfortable

Pregnancy week 26 –Mom and Dad, your baby can see!

Moms, your little guy is the size of an eggplant. it’s also the next to last week of the 2^nd trimester! For those parents that aren’t too good with numbers that means that you’re 66% of the way there! Ok, that’s still a number….you have less than three months to go before your life changes forever. Continue reading Pregnancy week 26 –Mom and Dad, your baby can see!

Week 25-Mom and Dad your baby is the size of an eggplant!

Moms, the past week has seen some major changes going on in that pregnant body of yours. Compare a photo of yourself at the 24^th week and now. See how much rounder your belly is? This time of the pregnancy is really special to those around you, so be sure to take plenty of photos. Some pregnant Moms don’t like having their photos taken, (not looking at Mommy Mojo…..) but those photos make a great time capsule for your family down the road. Continue reading Week 25-Mom and Dad your baby is the size of an eggplant!