Category: Moms

Moms, without you there would be no us. Sometime Mom is your spouse and other times they’re your mother.

Dad and Mom Go to the Baby Store

After the 39th week of pregnancy moms-to-be are ready to go to the hospital.  In some cases you’ll schedule the appointment and others will manically drive to The Women’s Center at your local hospital.  We learned a couple things from our most recent visit to The Women’s Center that might help some of the expectant dads. Continue reading Dad and Mom Go to the Baby Store

Pregnancy week 38-New baby tips, food and paranoia

Moms, if this is your first rodeo then you might have two more weeks, if you’ve been down this road before you’ve got one more week.  You’ll have one or two more trips to the doctor and then one big trip to the hospital.  After birth you can expect to spend two or three days there while your husband is home watching G4, Bait Car or some silly Jason Statham movie. Continue reading Pregnancy week 38-New baby tips, food and paranoia

Pregnancy week 37-Dads, Just two weeks left !!

“Full term”, that’s a phrase moms should’ve heard on your most recent trip to the doctor.  The baby is as big as a watermelon, had dropped by now and it’s all over but the shouting, literally.    Here’s a punch out list of things that you dads need to get a handle on before the big day arrives. Continue reading Pregnancy week 37-Dads, Just two weeks left !!

Pregnancy week 36-be cool dads, only a couple weeks left

Whenever I’m about to go through something long or painful I imagine myself after that event happens and what I’ll be doing.  That allows me to imagine myself after a dentist appointment, drive to the beach or conversation with my wife. Continue reading Pregnancy week 36-be cool dads, only a couple weeks left

Pregnancy week 35: Moms, your baby is a big as a honeydew!

Dads, by now your bride is tired of being pregnant.  She can’t sleep at night because of a little person is kicking and her bladder is being squeezed like Mr. Whipple with a roll of Charmin.  It won’t be much longer for either of you, be thankful for the sleep you have now.  Here are some of the highlights from week 35 of pregnancy. Continue reading Pregnancy week 35: Moms, your baby is a big as a honeydew!

Talking to a 5 year old is like speaking to a pregnant woman

Ladies, it’s week 34 of your pregnancy!  In just a couple weeks you’ll greet that special little guy who will become the light of your life.  Unfortunately the next five weeks will be more of the same, you’re tired, can’t sleep, out of breath and not yourself. Continue reading Talking to a 5 year old is like speaking to a pregnant woman

Dressing like a toddler prostitute on Toddlers & Tiaras

Some topics just disappear.  It’s like advertising; the bad ads that don’t sell or generate controversy go away and are replaced by something new.  Our inner thoughts hoped that Toddlers & Tiaras would be like that, but six seasons in, this train wreck is still picking up passengers. Continue reading Dressing like a toddler prostitute on Toddlers & Tiaras

The life and times of a 23 month old

Our 22 month old son must have heard us talking about him.  Mom and Dad were figuring out how to socialize Toddler Mojo and he went and figured it out all by himself.   Now he approaches some kids his size, they speak their toddler slang, do the Jedi mind trick and follow each other around.      Continue reading The life and times of a 23 month old

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