Category: Dads

Dads, whether you bring home the bacon or stay at home with the rugrats this is your area.

Pregnancy week 35: Moms, your baby is a big as a honeydew!

Dads, by now your bride is tired of being pregnant.  She can’t sleep at night because of a little person is kicking and her bladder is being squeezed like Mr. Whipple with a roll of Charmin.  It won’t be much longer for either of you, be thankful for the sleep you have now.  Here are some of the highlights from week 35 of pregnancy. Continue reading Pregnancy week 35: Moms, your baby is a big as a honeydew!

Dressing like a toddler prostitute on Toddlers & Tiaras

Some topics just disappear.  It’s like advertising; the bad ads that don’t sell or generate controversy go away and are replaced by something new.  Our inner thoughts hoped that Toddlers & Tiaras would be like that, but six seasons in, this train wreck is still picking up passengers. Continue reading Dressing like a toddler prostitute on Toddlers & Tiaras

The life and times of a 23 month old

Our 22 month old son must have heard us talking about him.  Mom and Dad were figuring out how to socialize Toddler Mojo and he went and figured it out all by himself.   Now he approaches some kids his size, they speak their toddler slang, do the Jedi mind trick and follow each other around.      Continue reading The life and times of a 23 month old

Pregnancy week 33-Moms, you’re hungry, yet repulsed by food

Moms, it’s just over one month before you’re greeted by your son or daughter.  Put another way it’s just over 14 years away before you have to say “You’re not leaving the house like that are you”?  Based on some fashion trends it may even be eight years before you have to say that. Continue reading Pregnancy week 33-Moms, you’re hungry, yet repulsed by food

Can the Brother P-Touch Ambassador Program help Mojo’s garage?

At one point in my life I was a messy, disaster of a man.  I’ve written here how I once had to clean my house with a leaf blower.  One would think that such a public (and noisy) display of messiness would convince me to clean up my act and to an extent that is correct.  On the positive side, I’ve never had to clean the house with a leaf blower again, but certain areas of the house, namely the garage and office, are in constant need of organization and a clean-up. Continue reading Can the Brother P-Touch Ambassador Program help Mojo’s garage?

Pregnancy week 32-Moms, you’re large, hot, tired and short

Pregnant ladies in the house, you’re all those things and a bag of chips.  I’m kidding about the bag of chips because that may be one of the few things you don’t have a craving for.  If you are craving a bag of chips then you can use another tired 90’s cliché like ‘talk to the hand’ or ‘don’t go there!’. Continue reading Pregnancy week 32-Moms, you’re large, hot, tired and short

The dirty little secret of a stay at home dad

My wife and I used to try to do it once a week.  That was the goal.  However, as with any family with an infant or toddler can attest, sometimes the time just gets away from you.  Now we’re lucky if we get around to it twice a month.  When we finally get down to business, it sometimes smells and you need a brush to clean the surface.  We just have to clean our toilet more often. Continue reading The dirty little secret of a stay at home dad

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