Boudreaux’s Butt Paste stops diaper rash cold

I partnered with Life of Dad and Boudreaux’s Butt Paste® for this campaign, but all opinions are my own. Expectations and milestones. These are things that parents and DIY homeowners will toast with equal celebration and dread.  When you first move into a house it’s no big to paint a room. Fast forward a couple of years and that room begets a tree that need chopping down, dry wall that has to be patched and a lawn that needs to be mowed every week for nine months. The milestones for a child are different. Boudreaux’s Butt Paste® can be key to knocking down a big one for children, diaper rash.

Milestones vary-and raising a child is akin to doing kitchen rehab with a crew that changes every 20 minutes that has limited experience. Sometimes it’s one step forward, two steps back, while other times its three forward with a rotten egg smell coming from the back seat. Our first one never really had an issue with diaper rash, but our second one was a magnet for those red-splotchy areas. Diaper rash is the nemesis to small people that can’t speak in words but instead communicate via a series of cries and yells that are only heard by dogs who are 20 counties away.

If only Boudreaux’s Butt Paste® could make other things disappear. The long grass that keeps growing in our yard. The tree that died for some unknown reason in our back yard or the work that has to be done to install new dry wall in our kitchen. Poof. We just rubbed some Boudreaux’s Butt Paste on it and now we don’t have to do it. This stuff is like the Area 51 of diaper rash instances.

And to be clear-if said warehouse exists I do not want to be like Agent Moulder and believe. I’m just like our children on this one and am OK with never seeing diaper rash again.

Have you seen the new Boudreaux’s Butt Paste® Maximum Strength Jar? This is the place where diaper rash goes to die. More accurately, it’s the place from whence the solution for diaper rash comes from. This is jacked with 40% Zinc Oxide-that’s over two times the rash fighting power ingredient of the original. Plus, its new jar style packaging has 14 ounces of diaper rash prevention or slaying power to impress even the most sensitive of babies.

You’ve got a baby shower coming up? Baby blankets are lame, won’t be used and the parents already have too many of them, but they’re too polite to tell you. Get them something that they will need in the near future. Now THAT is s power gift that makes YOU stand out like the Pandora’s Box of the gift giving Magi that those new parents didn’t know they needed.

 

This is the stuff that makes diaper rash run back into the wilderness like the baby that its leaving from.

If only Boudreaux’s Butt Paste® had the same effect on other things. It won’t work on the dead tree in our back yard. The dry wall hole in our kitchen still yearns for its filling like the residents of candy town whose dentist has been missing since the Oompa Loopma family moved down the street.  I’m still waiting for a UFO, who has just the shape of our front yard-with mower blades attached to its underside to land in front of our house. Like Moulder, I want to believe. You can know that if you have a baby, the only sure fire way to avoid diaper rash is to use Boudreaux’s Butt Paste®.