I partnered with Life of Dad and Old Spice for this promotion. I fell asleep during my son’s karate class today. Last night I worked until midnight, woke up at 6AM, made lunch, breakfast, got the kids to school, worked in the morning and then picked up one of them from school at 11:00. It was his intention to go home and play the Shark Game, but I needed to go to the gym and work out. Suddenly it’s 12:30 PM and I still had to go grocery shopping, do the dishes, fold the laundry and fry the bacon up in a pan-which I would promptly eat. This is the typical day of the Hardest Working Dad. However, because I care for those around me I elected not to smell malodorous I used Old Spice Dirt Destroyer in the shower (no photos from that one-lest ye be 21, pay off our mortgage or go to our non-existent dark web site). On the contrary, I #Smellegendary. Like marinara sauce on your pizza we also used Old Spice Odor Blocker under the arms-you can’t prove that it’s there, but once you taste it-or don’t smell me in this case, you believe it.
Guys don’t want to smell bad. I’m sure you’re the Hardest Working Teacher, Driver, Sales Guy, Supervisor, Lawyer, Dad or whatever profession (insert noun here) you do. Whatever you do, that thing that you do will almost certainly make your body smell. More accurately, your body’s lack of protection will allow its natural stink tendencies to rear their ugly, smelly self that will embarrass you, beat down your self-confidence, erase that date with that girl, negate that promotion at work or make you more attractive to millipedes, skunks or wet dogs. Below are good and bad things, none of which guys want to smell like.
I’ve been using Dirt Destroyer, Sweat Defense and Odor Blocker for the past couple of weeks. Dirty Destroyer Body Wash is Old Spice’s most powerful body wash, 15% more cleaners, 30% thicker formula and 20% more scent. Odor Blocker Lasting Legend went to work under my arms. That’s a challenging duty because….sometimes I forget to shower.
Any stay at home parent (who is honest) will attest to this fact. You get so ramped up during the day that when night comes you’re either too tired or have to go to work, in our case it’s both. I don’t want to shower at midnight and I can’t shower in the morning, so sometimes I’ll go two or three days without showering. When a stay at home mom told me that many years ago I looked at her like she was Typhoid Mary. Now I know what she meant and I am not judging, as long as I am not smelling, other parents who I see during the day.
Old Spice is so stinking confident in the Hardest Working Collection they’ve got a money back guarantee. Perhaps you’ve seen the ads, in classic Old Spice style starring Product King, Bob Giovanni? If not, feast your eyes on this masterpiece.
From Kool Mo Dee working out, the armpit ninja geese, ridiculous stunts, sound effects and visuals make it a treat for the eyes. 1-800-PROVE-IT is the number that you call if you’re not satisfied, but you most likely won’t have to.
In a very impartial audience survey, I just asked my wife how I smelled, this being a day after I did everything at the beginning of the post, got woken up by a 6 year old during my karate nap, went to a kindergarten meeting with two kids under 6, talked with their teachers and a book fair-without buying any books. “You smell fresh, sexy”, she said. Love is blind, but love still smells and I don’t, even on those days where I happen to miss a shower. Bonus: if you love coupons and who doesn’t-dig into these for Old Spice.