Eating at LongHorn Steakhouse: a steakation time of relaxation #Sponsored

There are some options if you’re staying around the house this Father’s Day.    One of them also provides new meaning to the delicious double entendre of staycation.  Phonetically, mix it up, punch the ‘K’ just a bit and you have a steakation.  If that’s the case and you’re having a steakation then your only option is LongHorn Steakhouse.

A trip out to LongHorn Steakhouse for dad can be win/win for him and all involved.

They have gift cards

Oh, no- I have no gift for the father of my children, a worried mother thinks to herself.  A gift card or dinner out at LongHorn Steakhouse means that A.  The gift is taken care of and B. Nobody is doing the dishes.  Life is always much more relaxing when you don’t have to clean up after your own meal, isn’t it?

 

The Flavor Under 500

The Flavor Under 500 is not a very short version of a car race.  It’s an area on the menu loaded with complete meals  under 500 calories.  These aren’t rabbit options that are simply made up of exotic lettuce with veggies, dressed up to be a big treat.  These are real cuts of filet, chicken breasts, fresh rainbow trout, salmon or Redrock Grilled Shrimp PLUS a side AND salad for under 500 calories.

Rabbit People Welcome

So you like the big salads after all do you?  They’ve got buckets of them also.  You can get it with some tasty grilled salmon or 7-pepper grilled sirloin on it too.

The Low Hanging Fruit

In this case the fruit I speak of is a metaphor.  When going to LongHorn Steakhouse you may be going there for the steak.    Flo’s Filet is a favorite on the menu and it comes in a 7 or 9 oz size.  It was named after an original server at LongHorn Steakhouse back in the day.  No word on if she was bossed around by Mel or ever phoned in an APB on Santa Clause.

You’re really hungry?  Dig into the 20 oz LongHorn Porterhouse.  It’s USDA, fire grilled and a NY Strip & filet in one juicy cut.  Quit drooling on the keyboard, people are looking.

They’ve also got seafood and can cook up the food to accommodate any taste your little buds are screaming for.  Speaking of little buds LongHorn also has a nice children’s menu.  Unless you were talking about the other little buds, in which case they also have some nice beers on tap.

Cuts Like a Knife

Quit humming Bryan Adams and pay attention.  Those cool steak knives at LongHorn that you’ve always wanted to have in your kitchen but were afraid to steal?  Rightly so, the knives are awesome, but stealing is wrong, unless you stealing food from your child’s plate or a loving glance from your spouse.

For a limited time a set of 4 LongHorn Steakhouse knives can be purchased for $29.99.  They’re high-carbon, very distinctive and will cut your steak without hesitation.  You’ll also hum that song from the 80’s because  it cuts so well.

Recap, a staycation for this weekend, steakations are a great and needed thing.  Relaxation is mandatory, let someone else cook already.  LongHorn Steakhouse is also able to save you some cash with the “Steaks that Sizzle” promotion where you can get some for only $11.99

We were compensated for this post, thus the hashtag #Sponsored in the title.  All thoughts are our own.