Daddy Mojo’s Weed Challenge-update

When we last saw our competitors, Round Up and Ortho, they were busy fighting weeds in different parts of a busy dad’s yard.  Ortho was sprayed on the back porch and Round Up was sprayed in the front walk way.

It’s been almost two weeks and said busy dad hasn’t weeded the sprayed areas as he wants to see which one really kills weeds to the highest degree.

The Back Porch

Hmmmm…did this dad even spray back here?  Yes, he did spray.  Perhaps Ortho Weed B Gon has delayed weed killing magic elves that come out weeks after having sprayed.   The odds on this are slim, but we’ll continue to monitor your progress or lack thereof.

 

The Front Walkway

Round Up, we’re expecting good things from you with your large advertising budget.  Plus, we paid $5 cash for a bottle of your stuff and this dad hates to do double work.  Unfortunately, it’s a lukewarm effort from you too.    Again, perhaps, Round Up has Beastmaster like qualities and will have the neighborhood rabbits eat the weeds.  The odds on this are slim, so we need to introduce another competitor to Daddy Mojo’s Weed Challenge.

The Front Garden

While these two products were waging their online battle of wills in the Mojo yard the front garden was awash with weeds.  Big flowery weeds, skinny spiky weeds, sticky vine weeds and those loose hippie weeds that look like they have grains of rice on the top of them.

In true dad fashion, I had an extra gallon jug of Spectracide Weed & Grass Killer that was just sitting around.  Any good fight needs a third entry to shake things up and since our first two were playing nice with the weeds the Spectracide was entered into the Mojo octagon.

Here is the garden on April 10 and on April 14.  Now this is they was a dad wants his weeds to look; brown, crinkled, crunchy and dead.   This garden looks like the weeds were talking trash to Brock Lesnar and Goldberg, who teamed up on their weedy butts to deliver a mighty can of ass whoop.

The competition is not over.  Spring has just begun and all of these products had some guarantee of weed killing power.  In the meantime, dad will monitor, watch some wrestling and keep you in the weed killing carnage.